{"id":349,"date":"2022-05-14T19:33:29","date_gmt":"2022-05-14T09:33:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.complicatednoise.com\/2022\/05\/14\/what-a-toenail-ripper\/"},"modified":"2022-05-14T19:33:29","modified_gmt":"2022-05-14T09:33:29","slug":"what-a-toenail-ripper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bbeenn.com\/blog\/what-a-toenail-ripper\/","title":{"rendered":"What a [toenail] Ripper\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I\u2019ve been really busy lately with work and decided a couple of days ago that I would temporarily cut my contracted number of hours a little. I still have the freedom to work as much as I want to, but the minimum number of hours I work will fall. This is also temporary too\u2026 just so I can get some of my happiness back. I don\u2019t want to overdo it, though I love what I do. And no matter how I ache, I usually like to go because it pays my bills and lifestyle of coffee, KFC, and cheese pizzas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The other morning, after I finished work, I thought it would be a good idea to run up my stairs with a blanket. Being the clumsy oaf that I am, I fell and somehow tore my toenail halfway off my toe. I\u2019ve been hobbling around. Working has been a little painful, but I still manage.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I don\u2019t want to gross anybody out by including a picture of it, but my toenail has been torn halfway up my toenail. It surprisingly doesn\u2019t hurt as much as I thought that it would. But it also sucks too because I am a very fast walker. It\u2019s slowed me down a bit. I don\u2019t like that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Otherwise, things are okay. I am just sick of having one injury and before that fully heals, get another one. It bites. I\u2019m good though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019ve been really busy lately with work and decided a couple of days ago that I would temporarily cut my contracted number of hours a little. I still have the freedom to work as much as I want to, but the minimum number of hours I work will fall. This is also temporary too\u2026 just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-349","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everyday-life-stuff"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bbeenn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bbeenn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bbeenn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bbeenn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bbeenn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=349"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bbeenn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bbeenn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bbeenn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bbeenn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}